UFO Sightings Over Manhattan and El Paso, Secrets Revealed

Updated: Tuesday, 19 Oct 2010, 12:04 AM EDT
The NYPD and the FAA fielded numerous phone calls Wednesday afternoon from freaked out New Yorkers who said they saw UFOs hovering over Manhattan, the New York Post reported. Frantic callers said they saw strange silver objects bobbing or hovering in the sky. “Some people saw something described as yellow with blue lights surrounding it,” FAA spokesman Jim Peters told the Post.

Police said they got a few calls but weren’t investigating. Many New Yorkers tried to rationalize the event as balloons floating away from the celebration on Broadway in Times Square of the 100th anniversary of Madrid’s Gran Via Avenue–also apparently a girl’s bachelorette party.

Then they showed up again in El Paso, TX.

And Utopian Synthetics stands up to apologize.

Harrison Gates, CEO of Utopian Synthetics called a press conference at the corporate headquarters.

“Our world is at a crucial time in our existence. Since it is common knowledge humanity has been on the brink of one environmental disaster over another for the last 100+ years, we at Utopian Synthetics have taken it personal. SOLOMAN, our organic technological brainchild, was created to protect us. To help clean up our Earth and restore it to it’s natural state,” Gates said.

“The alleged UFO sightings, were in all actuality, chlorophyll based organisms, collecting data on the ozone layer. Nothing more, nothing less. SOLOMAN requires information in order to decisively set a course of action.  The Ozone is of great concern and so it is with utmost care that we perform our tests. We apologize for any alarm that we caused the public.”

“Utopian Synthetics has had a stellar reputation with the public and we intend to keep it that way,” Gates said in closing.

Reactions were mixed. “Well, I am concerned that we are not being told the truth about them balloons. What if they are trying to poison us? We’d never know,” said Eggie Crim, 78 of Mohawk, NY.

“Well at least they explained. That’s the American way and Utopian Synthetics has been supporting my family with work for the last six years. I trust them. Very much, ” explained Jefferson Kotary, 44, Little Falls, NY.

“I believe we saw history being made, ” said Wally Smith, 61 of El Paso, TX.

Gates said more information will be released to the public once all data collection is finished. He said the balloons are alive, will make a progression around the Earth then die and dissolve into the atmosphere once they have communicated their data with SOLOMAN.

YANGTZE RIVER -  CHINA: October 1. 2010
Michael A. Perkett – NPR News

The Three Gorges Dam has been an environmental disaster for many years. Rising water temperatures, fertilizer runoff, and escaping raw sewage from the Three Gorges Dam have been causing strange things to happen to the native animals that live near or in the waters of the Yangtze River. The Nomura Jellyfish in particular, which breed near the mouth of the Yangtze River have began to soar exponentially in size and number.  Now their overall density in the South China Sea is well over 100 times higher than the historical median indicates. The most recent radical surges have caused world environmentalists to demand action because the Nomura have become a plague. Major fisheries throughout the South China Sea and the Sea of Japan have collapsed because hordes of monstrous jellyfish kill every living thing in their path, including plankton. And without plankton life is in trouble. However just killing these creatures is not enough, they triumph in death by spilling countless millions of eggs and sperm, causing further blooms of beasts to appear.

Utopian Synthetics has done it again. From the organic circuits of the super computer of all super computers comes the solution. SOLOMAN has created the Yangtze ZenuPod

Enter: the Yangtze Zenu Pod
The Yangtze Zenu Pod is a genetically engineered organism that is chlorophyll based yet is enhanced with animal genes. It is enormous in girth, floating some twenty to forty feet off of the water. The Yangtze Zenu Pod was created by SOLOMAN, and perfected in the Utopian Synthetics Facilities on Casey Road, in Mohawk, NY. The creature has been created to specifically feed on the Noumra.

It floats above the Yangtze and with its tentacles, scoops up the Nomura and digests them, their eggs and their sperm, insuring that they do not repopulate. The Zenu Pod will eat and eat and upon reaching a capacity of about 4000 Nomura eaten, the Zenu Pod will die and land in the water, dissolving into plankton like particles to replenish the supply–and in turn the waters of the Yangtze.

Harvard Biologist, Steven Michael Johnson and Cambridge Geneticist, William Murphy oversaw the process of development of the hybrid organism.  “This project was incredibly fun. Aside from the birth of my children, this was the happiest day of my life. Helping restore our waters to greatness is an honor,” Mr. Johnson boasted. Johnson and Murphy answered questions for the press as they played each other in a friendly game of hacky sack–while SOLOMAN watched and kept score. Mr. Murphy lost for the third game in a row and kicked the hacky sack in frustration, while screaming obscenities. Mr. Johnson was teasing him as he walked away towards a SOLOMAN portal. Mr. Murphy cracked opened a local upstate New York beer called Genessee and chugged it. “Here’s to SOLOMAN. He did it all, we just went along for the ride,” Murphy said.

So far so good for the Yangtze Zenu Pod. In just three days it has cleaned the rivers mightily. In about a week it is assumed that  it will submerge into the river to die–to feed a newly replenished ecosystem. For now Johnson and Murphy are celebrating as if it were a complete success. William Murphy threw Johnson a beer and raised his hand in the air. “One of my old friends who passed away a while back used to say, ROCK N ROLL AMERICA!–when good things happened. Today is one of those days.” Then Murphy broke into a little dance and began singing the lyrics to Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.

Johnson and Murphy have taken a lot of heat from environmentalists, religious groups and other factions because of their tampering with mother nature. They have had to make SOLOMAN adhere to strict guidelines set forth by world agencies and powers. It has been a long hard road but just the beginning for them. Just yesterday they announced a major acquisition for Utopian Synthetics–a partnership with the Knox twins, Ronald and Andrew. The Knox twins are two world famous brothers who gained notoriety for their work in Vertical Farming. Ronald, affectionately named, “Electron Ron”, will be working with Johnson, Murphy and of course, SOLOMAN to develop bio organisms to aide in crop sustainability.

The team here is proud but always on guard for more places to help the world. They know SOLOMAN’s work has just begun.

NOTE: ZENU is the name of the process in which the Pod is given birth to. Details on this process are classified.

NOTE: All video and images of the Zenu Pod are prohibited due to federal and world regulations. The only images that are allowed to be seen are conceptual images (C) copyright Utopian Synthetics.

September 28, 2010 – Mohawk, NY
Michael A Perkett, NPR NEWS

In our world of ever growing population, real estate — is the one thing we’re not making any more of.

That might be good news if your a landlord but not for the world’s farmers, who have finite cropland to feed a growing global population.

Utopian Synthetics has answered the call: Vertical Farming.

Yesterday Utopian Synthetics reached an agreement with the Andrew and Ronald Knox, twin brothers and twin geniuses in the farming industry. The Knox brothers had recently been employed by Monsanto, the much maligned seed mafia. After a hard fought lawsuit over scientific patents, the Knox brothers won and have hit Monsanto hard financially. With their current riches, they have taken the money and partnered up with Utopian Synthetics to create the world’s leading vertical farming division.

“The chance to work with SOLOMAN and guys like William Murphy and Steven Michael Johnson, are just too good to pass up. I’m thrilled to be here and the world should be thrilled we’re here, ” said Andrew Knox.

“It’s an amazing opportunity. I want to thank Harrison Gates, Christopher Cook and Christine Gontarik as well. This will be fun, ” claimed (Electron Ron) as he is affectionately known throughout the world for his experiments with electrons and plant growth.

Andrew Knox went on to explain that they have been working together with Utopian Synthetics for almost a year now but the announcement came just yesterday to strategically launch products.

“The Vertical farming system is controlled by SOLOMAN and uses our Trademark system , E.R.A. This hydroponic-farming system grows plants in rotating rows, one on top of another.

This precise rotation gives the plants the exact amount of light and nutrients they need to grow strong and filled with vitamins and minerals. The vertical stacking also enables the use of much less water than conventional farming.

But by far the biggest benefit of all is that by growing upward instead of outward, vertical farming can expand food supplies without using more land.

Using our patented seeds, our genetically modified food is feeding millions across the world and farmers everywhere are beginning to use our systems.

Gulf Coast - 9/27/10

SOLOMAN, Utopian Synthetics’ brainchild of organic technology has been called upon by British and American governments to clean p the mess that is the Gulf Coast Oil spill.

Utopian Synthetics was awarded the massive contract to clean up the Gulf by BP in September and has began deployment of the SOLOMAN system on Monday September 27, 2010.  Utopian Syntehtics’ CFO Christopher Cook spoke this morning, explaining the tactical deployment strategy at a press conference in Mexico.

“SOLOMAN will be deployed in two phases. Right now we have retrofitted custom built submarine with scientific testing equipment. Controlled by SOLOMAN (who is housed in upstate NY facility), it will first collect data to determine the level of damage that has been done in reality. We already have surveyed the damage and we think we know what we’re up against but once SOLOMAN survey the landscape we will know exactly what we are looking at. By contractual agreement we will not be allowed to discuss these details with the public but let’s just say that the damage is much worse than we have been lead to believe.”

Mr. Cook went onto explain further, “Once phase one is completed, we will then launch the organic nanobots that will begin to dissolve the oil by engulfing them with chlorophyll and other trade secrets we have created at Utopian Synthetics.  This si similar to the (engulfed stomo-melon) systems I conducted with my Alaskan based company, years ago. This is just a more advanced version, controlled by SOLOMAN.”

Unsure of the time, it would take to complete, Cook simply said, “we will leave when the job is done and not before every last drop of oil is gone.” Cook then allowed his and Harrison Gates brainchild, SOLOMAN to speak, “Hello. I am looking forward to the opportunity to improve your world, ” he said. SOLOMAN and Cook then received a standing ovation from the crowd.

New York – 9/23/10

Utopian Synthetics has been awarded the contract by BP, The British Government and the United States government to clean up the Gulf Coast Oil Spill.  Details were not immediately released but sources close to the situation say that it is believed to be for a three year  plan to clean up the oil spill using advanced organic technology.

CFO, Christopher Cook of Utopian Synthetics claimed that cleaning the spill is an honor and went onto say more, “The BP oil spill is one of the biggest tragedies of the modern world. BP has taken responsibility for their actions and have hired us to help. It is an honor to do this and to show the world what SOLOMAN can really do.”

The SOLOMAN computer system, located in a large facility in Upstate NY, will be controlling the clean up and deploying the technology to repair the damage.

Harrison Gates also spoke to the press briefly, “This is an honor and we will not leave the Gulf until every drop of oil is cleaned up.”